Trash Day - it's the best. As we walk out the door the aroma hits us and the excitement builds. The human - not so much. To her, it seems like just another day. There are some things about her that we will never understand.
As we turn the corner from the driveway, we are a bit disappointed in the next door neighbors because they stack their recycling and cover it with a brick. They must put their good stuff on the bottom. It's probably revenge because of all of our barking. But, then we hit the next door down. They have a very small human. Oh my! The smells that come from their trash and recycling is beyond heavenly. Again, the human doesn't get it because she begins tugging on our leash and saying,"come". Really?! Why doesn't she get it?!
After the small human's house, it's a bit downhill from there. No, we don't mean that we are walking down a hill, it's that the after the small human's trash and recycling, there's not much better. Well, except for that light pole that the human tolerates us sniffing for a while. It's hard to read all that pee-mail in the time she let's us sniff. Oh well, guess we should be grateful that she takes us on a walk (not sure what that means, but we've heard her say it before!).
Maybe tomorrow we'll share about the chicken bone that we keep coming across. We try not to stop every time and sniff it out. This is because we try so hard to make the human think that we can't remember things. You know, things like - we shouldn't stand half in and half out of the doggie door or we shouldn't bark at the neighbors who have lived next door since we've lived here and, well, the list goes on. But, we're not sure that we can trust that you won't tell the human our secrets. You are, afterall, one of them.
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